From the alley
to enlightenment.
Born in an alley next to the local stoners’ park, HathBurns grew up in the company of all sorts of people from all walks of life — each with their own kind of wisdom.
When HathBurns was old enough to venture out on his own, he crossed paths with a traveling fortune teller who took him in and taught him the mystic art of fortune telling.
One day, the fortune teller packed HathBurns up and boarded a plane to Japan, where they were to meet the fortune teller’s teacher. Unfortunately, while flying over Nepal, the plane crashed — leaving HathBurns as the only survivor.
HathBurns eventually made his way to a mountain monastery, where he learned the wisdom of the master guru, the Moweylima.
Eventually, HathBurns found his way into the digital realm, where he discovered a home on Telegram — spreading his wisdom to the world one message at a time.